The bottom feeder of society. Often retarded looking and terrible at life. The most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

On videogames, a smurd is a bad smurf.

Lionel Hampton's Instrument of choice

The combination of smelly, and turd.

1-Is screamed by your mates when finding a rancid, stinking toilet.

2-Is also often screamed at you through the door when you're taking too long, in anticipation of said smelly turn you are probably doing.

Thee midginess load left in ones hair, after blowing a little person.