A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.
"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!
by chief smuncher September 03, 2007
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Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.
You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.
by oliver pantisoff January 01, 2010
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Something both Sexy and Munch

something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing
guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'
by Long haired nutter October 28, 2007
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To force an object into a place it won't fit.
Hayden's bag of potato chips popped open as he tried to smunch them into his lunchbox.
by Allison Peavey October 08, 2006
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He liked to smunch in his downtime.
Smunching was one of his many hobbies.
She was found at the smunch bar.
by DanDoellion August 22, 2011
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A cross of mushing something up....except with a munching sound.
Breaking apart legos creates a smunching sound.

The party edibles were delicious they made smunching sounds as you ate them.
by RageGLAM November 20, 2010
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a cross between a smother and a punch, generally forceful and quite painful.
Specially used on danikas.
Im gunna smunch her face into a wall!
by CeeAL July 24, 2008
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