A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.
"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!
by chief smuncher September 03, 2007
Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.
You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.
by oliver pantisoff January 01, 2010
Something both Sexy and Munch
something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing
something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing
guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'
by Long haired nutter October 28, 2007
by Allison Peavey October 08, 2006
He liked to smunch in his downtime.
Smunching was one of his many hobbies.
She was found at the smunch bar.
Smunching was one of his many hobbies.
She was found at the smunch bar.
by DanDoellion August 22, 2011
Breaking apart legos creates a smunching sound.
The party edibles were delicious they made smunching sounds as you ate them.
The party edibles were delicious they made smunching sounds as you ate them.
by RageGLAM November 20, 2010