smuggie - a self-satisfied person, sanctimonious, narrow minded, always on the lookout for a chance to impose their standards upon the rest of the world, offensively cheerful, has clever glib little reasons to justify their chastising.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy