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A person who bites the fart bubbles in the bath tub.
My ex and his dog would bite each others fart bubbles in the bathtub they are true smuffgruffers.
by Joni Walker December 10, 2004
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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