Smuff is a uni-sex tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc.
Hey that smuff looks cool.
by godlyfigure November 25, 2011
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the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex
"Can I get a kiss now?"
"Nope, get out of here with that smuff mouth."
by Dash Carl September 25, 2011
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A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal.
Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)
by Kevin Raymond April 3, 2008
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The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.
"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."

by wbeachdan April 17, 2008
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Man, Chief really smuffed me again today. It's becoming a habit.
by Smuffed P.O April 1, 2009
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the act of being smuthered by a "muff"
you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long
by b-lair April 14, 2008
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