An act of prayer among Native Americans involving the burning of sage, cedar or sweetgrass in an abalone shell, tin can, or other container that will hold the ashes safely.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

The act of using a frozen poo as a dildo.

The risk of transferring vaginal love juice to a phone screen when texting and masturbating simultaneously

The act of striking multiple matches, after a particular evil bowel movement; in the hope of banish the evil.

The act of rubbing a partner’s butthole with a fingertip or thumb but not entering

When your dog drags their butt across the carpet.