the nickname for a person named Smith

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Person, male or female, who uses and frozen poo as a dildo.

A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.

A universal (curse)word. Can be used for anything.