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Predominantly A dogs or another animals asshole ( rissole ) that has a terd streak around its rim.
Hey dog! Get that festy smudge parlour off the lounge..

Johnny!! Go put some undies on, your smudge parlour is marking the car seats.
by Oombie August 18, 2018
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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
by September 07, 2020
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