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When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock
Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.
by expert464 December 05, 2014
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015