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When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly.
Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit out of me last night!"

Guy's friend: "Man that bitch is fucked up!"
by F-anator April 06, 2008
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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The past tense of smite; that being, the act of hitting something with extreme force. Also has connotations with divine force and incredible power.
And they returned, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.
Genesis 14:7, King James Bible
by Smote! September 03, 2003
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Actually, this is a real word!
Smote is the past tense of thew word Smite.
Trogdor is going to smite the Kerrek!
Yay! Trogdor smote the Kerrek!
by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003
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To attack, damage, or destroy by or as if by blows.
And then Trogdor s'mote the kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.
by Jaeba April 17, 2003
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Combination of the words 'smoking' and 'hot' used to describe someone's extremely appealing appearance, normally meant for a very high level of hotness.
Friend 1: My boyfriend is sooooo hot! *giggle*
Friend 2: He's got nothing on my smote boyfriend!
by NatVé November 13, 2006
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