smoov

the way some folks pronounce "smooth". It is spelled this way to look cool. It means well done, nice looking, or good.

Yo, i iz all smoov an' doo.
Dat booty be all smoov an kickin'.
Dang, Yo- dat's a smoov ride you gots.

by white guy October 20, 2003

Fuck me bitch! I'm so smoov!

by JM February 26, 2005

Smoove

Attempting to act smoothly with hilariously unfortunate results. The antithesis of smooth.

Smoove Guy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

by Lincamania March 13, 2008

Your shirt is wrinkled, let me run a smoov over it.

by Lubbert Das November 3, 2006

Those deadlifts were smooving for reps.

by WhoIsDagny August 27, 2021

a "clothes iron". (This came from an actual event)

My old lady was soo mad at me, she bust me upside the head with a "smoove".

by DustinH September 15, 2007

Another word for petting or stroking.
Usually used for something with fur. e.g. cat, dog, etc.

1. "I smooved my cat."

2. "My dog was like 'Smoove me!'"

3. "I enjoy smooving my cat."

by XxLennyKagaxX October 13, 2013