when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

A creamy concoction consisting of vaginal discharge, semen, and saliva. Normally guzzled by one or both partners as a form of fuel before sexual activities.

Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.

Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.

When you suck on a girls boobs