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A blow job.

Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.
I believe it's time for your smoothie....

Ooer....
by Bela Rasmussen September 28, 2004
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a man who, when wearing tight clothes, has no noticeable bulge in the front of his pants
In the 60's TV series BATMAN, Robin (played by Burt Ward) was a smoothie.
by kavorka March 16, 2005
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A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.
Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!


by nymphomanic514 April 05, 2009
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When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.
"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe
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A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.
Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.
by mugwump November 16, 2004
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1. A fruit drink with yogurt/ice cream. AKA Jamba Juice
2. A dude well versed in the art of pussy seduction
girl: My bf got me a purple beanie baby! i love the color purple.
dude: hes a smoothie.
by harry-san 1 March 03, 2008
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The the term given to all Arab people who have soft and smooth hands.
Damn why are your hands so soft you fucking smoothie
by SeanMarcusJamieson December 07, 2009
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