A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs
Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?
by Handsomdemo January 07, 2017
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When you spill a smoothie on your tit. Simple as that.
Janice: Oh, darn it! It seems that I have spilled a green concoction on my big naturals!

Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!
by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021
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They are sweet frozen treats you eat and is utilized in such context like; thats cool/sweet.... everything is smoothie cubes!! or someone tells you some good news... i just got into blah blah uni!! and your like SMOOTHIE CUBES!!
by sohotrightnow March 14, 2011
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The practice of adding the left-over bit of your healthy green smoothie from the previous day to a new smoothie you are making, therefore increasing the nutrient value and supplement density of the new smoothie (and avoiding wasted smoothie).
"Hey, what's that little jar of green goop in the fridge?"
"Oh, that's left-over spinach, kale, Omega-3, cantaloupe smoothie. It's for smoothie doping tomorrow."
by Jennzo September 22, 2015
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When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.
Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.
by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021
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A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.
Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.
by R Dingle March 28, 2015
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