A person with no pubic hair under the age of 13.
Chase enjoyed watching the smoothies at the splash pad.
by Borrini June 12, 2018
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Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.
look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?
by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020
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Sperm in the mouth as a result of a blowjob. Also a sperm smoothie or a cum smoothie.
Q: Did you get anywhere with that redhead last night?

A: Yeah, she blew me and I gave her a smoothie.
by nikki.t September 18, 2010
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A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in
This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie
by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021
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Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
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