a balchaaaay who has lots of charnas who push him in the gym to do 5 more sit ups, straightens ones hair before going out... (dont forget to gel your hair before straightening it!). A smoof also wears porno button up V necks (unbuttoned). If your a true smoof you only shag hot dolls (but she had a pretty face), wear tight beaters when attending gym, talking in a typical joburg accent. Typical diet equals chicky breasts on rye with a protein shake, and then a shot of anabolic steriods in the biceps for desert.

A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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