noun: the residue left in the toilet after a person takes a dookie.
"Jake, were you the last one in the bathroom?"

"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.
by H-tine Ridah February 03, 2010
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awesome person who is amazingly beautiful and has a great personality, you can really be yourself around this person
Dude that girl must be nicole smoot hes awesome
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Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.
Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.
by Ci bby September 10, 2018
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When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.
Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.
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When someone does or says something peculiarly strange.
Atlas: “Word up G, dem blokes cranking?”
Nick: “That boy Atlas, he’s a real smoot.”
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Smoot is a male who is addicted to performing oral pleasure on a another female, both in the vaginal and anal region.
Eskimo bro 1: Bro, she’s on her period and I came in her so don’t be a smoot

Eskimo bro 2: Dude, you think I give a fuck? I’m a smoot for life!!
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n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 14, 2006
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