"Jake, were you the last one in the bathroom?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.
"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.
by H-tine Ridah February 03, 2010
awesome person who is amazingly beautiful and has a great personality, you can really be yourself around this person
by Jordanskee August 11, 2008
Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.
by Ci bby September 10, 2018
When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.
by Ci bby September 10, 2018
by SaltySkittle September 02, 2021
Smoot is a male who is addicted to performing oral pleasure on a another female, both in the vaginal and anal region.
Eskimo bro 1: Bro, she’s on her period and I came in her so don’t be a smoot
Eskimo bro 2: Dude, you think I give a fuck? I’m a smoot for life!!
Eskimo bro 2: Dude, you think I give a fuck? I’m a smoot for life!!
by Zaddyshome December 04, 2018
n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 14, 2006

