1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

A unit of distance first used for measuring the Harvard Bridge. It is named after an MIT fraternity pledge at Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), who in October, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. The smoot is equal to his height: 5'7" (1.70 m).

Crazy cool people. In others words the most awesome kind of people there is.

79% of the earth is covered by water

The wetness that you get on your finger when you scratch your ass crack. Smoot smells foul and it comes in handy when giving someone a dirty Sanchez.

A unit of measurement commonly used by Boilermakers working at the Tilden Mine. Usually equals 5’7’’ or 5’8 1/2’’

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...