The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'
by ZeroCool73 April 02, 2016
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A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."
by NorhternRedneck January 05, 2012
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When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.
Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!
by DunnWendt April 18, 2020
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