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a word that is said to reduce the awkwardness of an awkward silence.
Clara- OMG I hate that kid Robby...
Robby- Hey, I'm right here!
Clara- Smoogle.
by smoooogleR November 26, 2010
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Crossbreed of a smooch and a snuggle.

Literally means when you kiss and hug at the same time.
"Sara smoogled her boyfriend affectionately as they cuddled on the couch."
by GlassThorne July 17, 2005
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a person, usually female, who will come over and use people for marijuana. similar to a beer slut, but for weed.
"Why'd you invite Kim? That smoogle only hangs out when she thinks there's a blunt."
by Milo Mercer May 15, 2009
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A term used by generally insane speakers who perceive themselves to be the smartest person in the room at all times but who either 1) can't think of the appropriate word to use, 2) choose to re-define a commonly understood word to mean something totally different, or 3) need to assert a point of argument that can only be made by changing actual facts into fictional hallucinations to "support" said argument.
"Nononono . . . you don't understand. It's not an 'application'. Call it a smoogle instead."

"Nononono . . . remember that we're not dealing with applications. They're smoogles."
by Norm D. Guerre September 13, 2007
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