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the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.
Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.
by zombiehunter951 February 13, 2012
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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To have sex in a romantic way. Not quite making love, but not just f@$king.
Nick started to really develop feelings for Kate, so that night he smooged her slow and tenderly.
by cre8tive July 12, 2011
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A lose ror someone whos hits the hershey highway.
A gay homoseual faggot with gross desires.
by Hi September 09, 2003
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