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A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)
You're so low-res, you're smoog.
by Ben July 27, 2003
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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a fart from the penis opposite of queef
last night, when i shoved a pencil into my pee hole, i smooged
by boobsman July 25, 2004
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