some random word i typed into a google search because i was bored
i'm crazy, look at me: "smoof! smoof! bulawaga!"
by Splad July 11, 2003
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The rare occurence when a fart's path is anally blocked, and must resort to exiting the body via pee-hole. Similar to a queef.
That smoof smelled like ass.
by Zanzarella May 15, 2003
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1. n. dog nose juice, esp. on clean pants or car window

2. v. to transfer fluid from a dog's nose onto something or someone
"what the fuck brutus!? i just put on these pants and you went and smoofed them!"
by liberate cannabis March 17, 2005
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It's like dope, but better.
"Damn that nigga so smoof, he probably gets all the bitches."
by Mus 1Dollar February 22, 2013
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When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.
Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
by Uananinominious April 10, 2006
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when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness
Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed
by Riyeori March 05, 2019
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