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The act of smoking and doing work at the same time. Similar to the word multitasking.
Boss: "Are you smoking or are you getting your work done?"
Worker: "I'm smoltitasking sir."
by Mackattackkkk February 22, 2013
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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