by Drago March 28, 2003
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
(Australian) Noun: A short break from work, typically morning or afternoon and the time normally needed to have a toilet break, smoke a cigarette (hence the origin of the word) and possibly have a coffee and/or a light meal.
1) Itβs been a bugger of a morning, thank God we got smoko coming up!
2) Iβm new around here. What time is smoko?
2) Iβm new around here. What time is smoko?
by AussieHelaman April 29, 2018
Smoko is a term used in Australia and New Zealand by builders and the likes. It's a break where the employee's go and have a durry, and probably a pie too.
by Kiwiboiiii March 27, 2018
Scott Morrison (ScoMo) - Prime Minister of Australia. A nickname originating when then Prime Minister Scott Morrison left Australia for a holiday break during the 2019/20 Australian bushfires when much of the country was on fire or choking on bushfire smoke. A mocking play on his self-marketed nickname 'ScoMo'.
"Where's the Prime Minister?" "Smoko's buggered off on holidays in Hawaii while the country is on fire"
by ginit March 23, 2021
by bread infection November 22, 2009
a slang term used widely in Australia to denote breaks given by law to smokers in Australian business. Due to a quirk in the laws a smoko must be given to a smoker if requested, but if theyre not a smoker, they cannot request a similar break, even if the smokers in the office take a smoko frequently
by Draegath March 12, 2003
Jul 19 trending
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