Urban Dictionary: smoked ham

When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.

Fwoah!! Shaved Ham!! E-Ewww....

by seedy March 22, 2003

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.

by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

by BigEasyMoney August 20, 2007

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

by Bump bump June 02, 2017

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

by Boogie 63 March 09, 2021