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the frothy condensation adhering to one's ass-crack after a long, hot fart (generally harmless and containing no particulate matter),nevertheless, leading to a trip to the facilities to perform a courtesy wipe.
"Farting on the bench seats in this restaurant makes it feel like i've shit myself but i'm sure it's just smogwater!
by prodigal utopian November 28, 2012
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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