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1. having a break to get or give a quick blowjob, in a workplace etc.
'me a susan are popping out for a smocko'
'it's smocko time on your knees'
by patchy36 April 23, 2005
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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