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Word used by President Trump in TWO tweets, a total of THREE times. In each case referring slyly to John 'skippy' Podesta, who in addition to all his pizzagate involvement and the McCann conspiracy, enjoys socially painting his body for sexual gratification. This ladies and gentlemen was Hillarys campaign manager, and was going to be the next Sec. of State. This party is at the Standard hotel. You'll be hearing about this place, human trafficking and the traitor Schiff soon. But some people think Billionaire, West point grad, President of the USA, Donald Trump can't spell a two syllable word.
John Podesta is a murdering, spirit cooking, pedophile who paints his body for sexual gratification at perverse parties, that the President factually called out as 'Smocking'.
by QisWatching December 16, 2018
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Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.
She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.
by Carino Risagallo April 08, 2006
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The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.
"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."
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by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018
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When you're too lazy to proofread or too dumb to accept you've written it wrong.
Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun.

Two things are bad for your health: Smocking and covfefe.
by ThatGuyOnUrbanDic December 10, 2018
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Whacking a fella in the balls when he's spacing out, done with an open hand for surprise purposes.
Bob got smocked in gym class when he didn't hear his name called for attendance. Bob smocked me while was asking marylou for a date, in the hall. Bob got a wicked smocking
by troutseason May 09, 2012
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When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.
Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."
by Lbs. Twinkie September 03, 2011
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The process after smoking any kind of intoxicating inhalants, preferably a marijuana blunt.
Diego and Ivan just got done smoking a blunt, so they're smocking it now.
by lamenralus August 09, 2010
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