May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Suck my mythical dick .
Usually used by women who dont got a dick but wanna say somthing that just means more than Fuck you
Usually used by women who dont got a dick but wanna say somthing that just means more than Fuck you
Guy: suck my dick!!
Hoe: Okay whip it out!
Badass girl : How bout you suck my mythical dick Or Smmd ~Does suck my dick motion~
Hoe: Okay whip it out!
Badass girl : How bout you suck my mythical dick Or Smmd ~Does suck my dick motion~
by Iloveyoulilpeepillmissyou:(: May 19, 2019