Urban Dictionary: smk

smk

suck my cock

"hey"
"hey, what do you want?"
"smk"
"gladly"

by CHEESEESQUEZZELEMONPEEZEEEE September 26, 2009

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slapping my knee

bro that meme you sent me had me smk

by cagdalin mummins September 03, 2019

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Swallow my kids

Girl quit playing SMK

by Mallytank131 August 07, 2019

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Shit my knickers. Used in the place of OMG or when something is so funny you happen to shit yourself.

Please arise for the pimp hand strong prayer. "Dear Lord, please make me pimp hand strong so I can teach this bitch ass ho some respect. Amen."

SMK ROFLCOPTER! XD

by SkyeWhatsernamePimpHandStrong August 15, 2011

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Shorthand for a game played with women. Consists of getting a Blowjob and inturn having her swallow you semen, which explains the name of the game.

SMK = Swallow My Kids

Hey, want to play a nice game of SMK?

by Absolute Shadows May 21, 2005

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(smacking my knee) you say this when you think something is funny

omg that is suppper funnny i am smking !!

by cheeseandcrackers85 March 23, 2011

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-When laughing so hard you slap you knee.
-Another form of LOL

SMK, that is so funny.
(Slap My Knee)

by DDRA87 September 07, 2010

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