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To ejaculate in a girls mouth and then have her spit the cum in your anal passage "butcrack" and then slurp and/or lick it out
mike loves to smittle
by munroe94 December 13, 2010
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Being a fat ass fuck. Who swasses all day. (swass = sweaty ass)
Hey breh, hit the gym up. You're looking smittle as fuck. kill yourself.
by That boiiiiiiiiiiiii August 18, 2009
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smittles. a word for when something bad happens or you want to insult some one.
" oh smittles i just mistakin wiped my self with my homework" or " you stupid smittlehead you just wiped urself with your homework"
by vansboy September 24, 2004
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The most epic Xbox gamer known to man. Silent in his approach, but once you see smittle in the kill feed.... You know you're screwed.
Bro, back out of the game, smittle is here.
by Just smittle October 24, 2019
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