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One who excessively uses the smiley face in written character form. This is especially the case in writing some sort of a message to a friend or love interest. Note: most commonly smiley whores are chicks who are trying their hardest to flirt with their face through written form.
Can't wait for that partay :):) its gonna be such a good time! :::)))))

Hi!!!! :)) It was so good meeting you last night ;) :)

thankk youu!!!! :}}} youree the bestesttt :))

Response: look at that smiley whore
by sun=chicken September 29, 2009
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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