Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith

"It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."

"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."

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I was through on goal and smiffed it

There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs