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when discussing cock size, it refers to anything nine inches or longer. also known as italian average or black retarded cock.
sweet young sarah asked me how big my cock is and I replied "oh just a smidgeaboveaverage" as I took out my nine inches of pussy piston.
by helluvanape June 12, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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