I wish i was smex, she’s so perfect and awesome omg kms.

Woah! She's such a S(exy)MEX(ican).
That girl is so smexy.

some years ago:
-dude i just had smex last night
-dude i didn't know u were into bestiality

now:
-i shouldn't have had that smex
-yea, thanks for AIDS

OR
-dude i had smex last night
-dude that sucks, when'd you find out it was smex and not sex?

George Asked Kyle if they wanted to have smex, Kyle agreed and they later proceeded to have smex 👍🏻

"So how far did you get with Kris last night?"

"Well, we didn't go all the way, but we had awesome SMEX."

It smells like smex in here; That's the kind of smex you can only see on the Internet!

It was the worst smex I've ever had...he smelled like cheese.