After a long, gruelling day at work, Mark realized he had a case of smetty balls.

"Hey hunny, smell my fingers!"
"Hell no, you just scratched your balls!"
"Oh come on, just smell them!"
*sniff*
"OMFG dude you have some rauchy, smetty balls! Go take a shower you nasty freak!"

Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!