Urban Dictionary: smert

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That was real smert to light your hand on fire.

by Colin.LA March 15, 2006

When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.

Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert

by Bag of doughnuts June 03, 2019

cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis

I very smert.

by THECARLMAN May 16, 2018

Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.

I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.

by Bazimon March 15, 2014

aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart

When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't

by Damix_55 March 04, 2005

your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.

by c0ldAussie March 02, 2005

A contemporary take on the traditional word - smart. When something is clever, funny, or ironic, usually involving humour.

HAHA well that's pretty smert I'd say.

Smert that anyway

by Orkneyboy21 November 09, 2020