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When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.
by Matt March 09, 2004
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A type of penis belonging to the Caucasian family. Due to low blood pressure, blood flow to the penis is almost non existent.
“Girl, Tyler came over last night and he forgot his medication. He had a smenis.”
by WiseWordsFromBuddha October 08, 2020
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When Johnnie pulled out his cock, Sally ran away in fear she might be smenised.
by Marcraine February 10, 2008
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abreviated term for "Smells like penis"
After Jon pulled his hand from inside his pants and raised it to his nose he said "Oh man! Smenis"
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"Did you catch a whif of Dan's breath the other day? It was totally smenis"
by Bec April 14, 2005
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When I had sex with Timmy, it just wasn't fun. He had a smenis that didn't feel good in my vagina
by Food lover 4 eva June 22, 2016
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