The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

An ancient elderly police officer. Often referred to in old school jokes. Physically resembles "Moe" Szyslak . A known escapee from the local retirement village attempting to impersonate a police officer.

a dude called elliot who smells, you know when you do a fat shit so your ass bleeds and youre gasping for air as you cling to the toilet paper and have toclose your eyes from the pain while tears stream down your face. the shit produced is how he smells