A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.