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A word for someone so pretentious you can't help but to mentally visualize their imminent grisly death by a bunch of bikies. A person who spouts more bullshit than the entire united states government put together.
"ay, look at that smelkins, he's so pretentious it hurts."
by voyeurator August 14, 2009
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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