When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

A smelly elf.

Mike Kohl.....

A smelly elf.

(n) The bad odor a person smells on oneself after excessive sweating. The ability to smell one's own b.o.

smelfy (adj) Having a bad case of smelf.

(smell + self)

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra