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appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.
Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.
by Horace Smegma July 05, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!
by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020
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