Oh no! We're out of cheese.
Who called?
Oh please help us Smegman,
Don't worry, I'll just scrape some smegma off my dick.
Wow, thanks Smegman.
MMM!!! This is the best smegmacake i've ever had.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Joe says they should round up the queers and gas them. He such a smegman.

@smegman hi :3