An insult implying that a person has recently had oral sex with an unclean partner. Smegma, being most generally considered as affecting men, when associated with smelling it on the breath also implies homosexuality when this insult is directed at a male.
"Hey smeg breath, quit goofing around and hand me the pliers!"

"Cheryl is such a slut, the boys have started calling her Smeg Breath behind her back."
by Rexomaticus McManus November 27, 2006
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The crusty build up of filth after a week of sex with no shower.
Fuck my cunt is itchy from getting pounded all week. I really need a shower to wash this crusty build up of cunt smeg away.
by Frank.479 June 05, 2011
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When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.
I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
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When you front fart but a little cheese excretes its saltiness out.
OMG! Max francis was walking one day to pick the kiddies up and buy some african bongos when his well dirty smeg hole began to moisten and erupt again.
by Doc smegoday June 20, 2017
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A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.
by BigDizzle & Chevron July 27, 2017
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'Dude I havn't washed in a week, Check out my smeg peg'
by \/\/3z August 04, 2008
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A small condom like device which is placed on the end of your bell to avoid smeg removal when you have a shower. This is done for a variety of reasons but mostly to pull the "smeg fridge" prank.
Shit! I forgot to wear my smeg hat and now my dick is all clean.
by Analex127 September 17, 2009
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