A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

From Smegma - meaning the cheesey scum found under the foreskin. Adapted for use in "Red Dwarf"
Can be used to describe spoddy geeks who actually still watch Red Dwarf, or annoying people

a complete smeggatori in context of smeggory the complete smeg has to have smeggly attributes.

Someone that eats the nasty cheese like build up under a person's foreskin after not washing it for too long.

Smeg is the nasty stuff under one's foreskin after not washing it for too long. This word is thusly often used in insults.

Hannah Edmed who has no eyebrows fat as fuck and has a tight pussy.....

Luca Tuckey