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smeg captain
The person with more
smeg
than anyone else in the
immediate
community
.
Dude, your
uncle
doesn't just smell like
smegma
...he's the fucking
smeg CAPTAIN
.
by
Ted, of Bill and Ted
March 01, 2005
Get a
smeg captain
mug for your fish Rihanna.
Jul 6 Word of the Day
Fracking
A polite term for shoving a
lubricated
probe
into
the Earth's
hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble
passing gas
.
People: That's nothing a
fracking
won't
fix
.
by
onehandcrabbing
February 21, 2012
Get the
Fracking
neck gaiter and mug.