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To post a reply to a long thread on a message board without reading the entire thread first, resulting in asking or answering questions that were already answered in the thread.
Named after a poster on the TiVo Community message boards with the handle of jsmeeker who had a reputation of replying to the original poster in a long thread without reading the thread repeating what had already been posted.
Named after a poster on the TiVo Community message boards with the handle of jsmeeker who had a reputation of replying to the original poster in a long thread without reading the thread repeating what had already been posted.
Poster 1: What color is the sky?
Poster 2: The sky is blue.
Poster 3: Blue is a pretty color.
Poster 3 (smeeker): The color of the sky is blue.
Poster 2: The sky is blue.
Poster 3: Blue is a pretty color.
Poster 3 (smeeker): The color of the sky is blue.
by Uh-uh December 13, 2006
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
intr.verb. : smeek, smeek·er, smeek·ed, smeek·ing
a. - To post a reply in an Internet forum without actually reading the entire thread first, resulting in replying with something a writer already posted earlier in the same thread. "J. Smeeker is always smeeking these threads!" : "We've been smeeked again!"
n.
a. - Someone who smeeks: "J. Smeeker is such a smeek!"
*see also: Smeek Syndrome, incurable disease, terminal illness.
a. - To post a reply in an Internet forum without actually reading the entire thread first, resulting in replying with something a writer already posted earlier in the same thread. "J. Smeeker is always smeeking these threads!" : "We've been smeeked again!"
n.
a. - Someone who smeeks: "J. Smeeker is such a smeek!"
*see also: Smeek Syndrome, incurable disease, terminal illness.
I had just posted that TivoCommunity.com forum had upgraded their forum software and I got smeeked by JohnDoe!
There goes JohnDoe smeeking us again, does he not know how to read?
*see also: www.tivocommunity.com/ tivo-vb/showthread.php?t=206761
There goes JohnDoe smeeking us again, does he not know how to read?
*see also: www.tivocommunity.com/ tivo-vb/showthread.php?t=206761
by Krymaney October 20, 2005
5
I'm sick of this smeek shit!
I've been wiping this smeek off my teeth for weeks pal.
Give your teeth a wipe you smeeky bitch.
I've been wiping this smeek off my teeth for weeks pal.
Give your teeth a wipe you smeeky bitch.
by CancunSteve June 07, 2017